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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 03:54
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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